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Everything is beautiful. #nature #flowers

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I can’t. #gidget #thatfacetho

#WHAT ?!

#WHAT ?!

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#inflatable5k success !!!! #beers #goodmorning

My lunch is better than your lunch. #riverlyfe

My lunch is better than your lunch. #riverlyfe

For those of you who wonder…. This is what the inside of my mind looks like. #katyperryround2

For those of you who wonder…. This is what the inside of my mind looks like. #katyperryround2

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Double sister / cuzzy selfie!!!! #katyperryround2

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…I just can’t…
#leela

…I just can’t…
#leela

I was talking to a client at the spa the other day, and she bought a foot scraper.

  • Me: *showing her how to use it*
  • Her: It's not like I'm the one who's gonna do it.
  • Me: Uh...
  • Her: I meant my boyfriend *laughs* We've been together for 20 years, and he always takes care of me. Everyday at work I receive a bouquet of flowers, lunch, and a note from him. He never lets me carry my bags, and God Forbid that I open my own door. It's been twenty years, and he's still like that!
  • Me: When are you getting married?!
  • Her: He proposed a few times, but I don't believe in marriage.
  • Me: Wow. Well how did you train him to be like that for so long?
  • Her: Honey, the secret isn't in training him. Why would you go out with someone and want to change him? How I got him was by not settling. I refused to get emotionally attached to anyone who didn't do the things that Marc does for me. From the day we met, he opened doors for me and showered me with gifts. He saw me as an equal, but treated me like a Queen. That's what you have to go for. Don't settle for someone just because you don't want to be single. Sure, have some free lunches here and there, but nothing more. Only be in a relationship with someone who gives you exactly what you want. Don't go in thinking that you'll change him, it's not gonna happen.
  • Me: *Rethinks every fucking relationship I've had and dumps every guy that is wasting my time with his bullshit.*

I just love this.

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berryhealthy:

i want to be back in california :(

"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"

THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

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